Episode 9 - Hurting the Wounded

9.23AM
Lisa: Oooh, I know I shouldn't... I promised Paul... but I just can't give up temptation!
Robert: He's at work all day, he'll never know...
Lisa: I suppose so.
Robert: What he doesn't know...
Lisa: ...can't hurt him!

Robert: Can't you just leave him?
Lisa: Who?!
Robert: Your husband?
Lisa: No way, I love him.
Robert: Then why this? Why the affairs?
Lisa: Purely for woohoo. I can't get it from him and when I do it's hardly electrifying!
Robert: Then talk to him about it!
Lisa: I can't, he thinks I enjoy it, I have to fake it everytime.
Robert: Well then, you'll have to sort this one out on your own.

5.14PM
Jess: Come on now James, eat up!
James: Can't we ever eat normal food in this house Aunt Jess?
Jess: James, there is nothing abnormal about basil puree!
James: Well it's hardly the most commonly eaten food is it!?
Jess: Are you on drugs?!

James: What?! What on Earth makes you say that?
Jess: This sudden change in behaviour of yours, all loud and raging. It would explain why you've been in the bathroom so long lately.
Becky: (Laughs) Trust me, that's not what he's doing in the bathroom Aunt!
James: Oh shut up Becky.
Jess: Angus, your head of this household, please say something.
Angus: Pass the salt please Becky.

 

Wendy: Oh Dave! You sure do know how to handle women!
Dave: I've had my experiences.
Wendy: I betcha you have!

 

Kerry: Hi Lauren, you not working in the pub tonight?
Lauren: No, dad is, he's covering right now?
Kerry: What's the matter honey? You seem sort, down.
Lauren: My sister is dead Kerry! (sobs)
Kerry: Oh Lauren, come here.
Lauren: No, I want to be alone!

Kerry: You don't have to suffer alone you know.
Lauren: My sister is dead Kerry...! And nobody can bring her back (cries)
Kerry: Come here Lauren, please, you do not have to be alone right now.

 

Lauren: Thanks Kerry, it means a lot.
Kerry: Your my best friend Lauren, I'll be here for you!
Lauren: Thank you so much.
Kerry: So it's finally sunk in then huh, that your sisters dead?
Lauren: Nope, I just found out who killed my sister...!
Kerry: Oh My God! Who?!